vayena:

at a pool party

"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"

(via swanah)

la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

(via sayheythenslay)

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

(Source: thotbots, via tastycakes-my-stripper-name)

roughness:

Harry: hey do you mind locking that door

Zayn: fuck your door

Harry: Yeah FUCK MY DOOR DUDE! FUCK IT!! I AM SO SORRY FOR ASKING

(via louistomlikson)

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via mcnugggs)

teapayne:

Bob is like one of the most stereotypical names but how many bobs do you actually know

(via keytosymphony)