fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

(Source: thotbots, via tastycakes-my-stripper-name)

roughness:

Harry: hey do you mind locking that door

Zayn: fuck your door

Harry: Yeah FUCK MY DOOR DUDE! FUCK IT!! I AM SO SORRY FOR ASKING

(via louistomlikson)

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via mcnugggs)

teapayne:

Bob is like one of the most stereotypical names but how many bobs do you actually know

(via keytosymphony)

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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(via the-real-ronburgundy)