retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via themightyduckling)

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via themightyduckling)

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

(via itsbigbirdbitch)

masturbending:

will you still love me when im no longer young with nice lighting and good filters

(via walmarket)

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via irishfuckery)

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

(via mcnugggs)

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

(via xo-stopforaminuteandsmile-xo)