svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod, via keytosymphony)

flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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(via ed-in-the-enterprise)

disenchantinqs:

ahh yes, my winter coat is coming along nicely *strokes leg hair*

(Source: disenchantinqs, via mcnugggs)

maritsa-met:

Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.

(via bonjour-seexy)

vayena:

at a pool party

"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"

(via swanah)